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Golf Quotes by Ernie Els
- I've not given up hope the belly-putter will be banned. The R and A and the USGA are looking at it right now.
- Michelle is 14. Give her a couple of years to get stronger. I mean, she can play on this tour. If she keeps working, keeps…
- He's been a top player for the last 10 years, and we all work on our swings, we all change things. We keep working and…
- Obviously my game wasn't too good at Augusta, I had a couple of technical faults, the posture wasn't too good. It's a bit unfortunate because…
- Playing from deep grass is a fact of life in professional golf.
- Brushing up on your short game at the practice area is fine and good, but taking it with you to the golf course - when…
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