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God Quotes by Garrison Keillor
- Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God writes a lot…
- March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.
- It is more worthy in the eyes of God . . . if a writer makes three pages sharp and funny about the lives of…
- Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our house,…
- God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.
- Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
- God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
- Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for…
- Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate…
More God Quotes
- Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. — Aristotle
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- I was a lousy nun. I couldn't do it. I couldn't find God. It wasn't suitable for me. It is suitable for… — Karen Armstrong
- Whatever man uses without the fear of God, whatever he applies to the mere gratifying of his flesh, cannot fail to operate… — Johann Arndt
- If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the… — Arthur Ashe
- To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
- If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men… — Francis of Assisi
- I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. — Francis of Assisi
- It is not fitting, when one is in God's service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look. — Francis of Assisi