"March is the month God created to show……" — Garrison Keillor
"March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like."
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157 Quotes by Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor has 157 quotes on this site.
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No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have.
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Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
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Don't tear up the page and start over again when you write a bad line-try to write your way out…
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Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the…
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Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way…
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I don't want them to be told to remember me.
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I thought A Prairie Home Companion would be an interesting thing to do for a summer or so. Public radio…
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That's what I am, Frank thought, an ordinary genius. He had unlocked the secret of radio. The sport of the…
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You learn this great lesson of life: it's not about me. It's just not. The matter of talent-which seemed so…
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She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city…
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Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers.
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More Created Quotes
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one of 4,040 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The people in power have created an obesity epidemic.
— Robert Atkins
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I often get letters, quite frequently, from people who say how they like the programmes a lot, but I never…
— David Attenborough
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To suggest that God specifically created a worm to torture small African children is blasphemy as far as I can…
— David Attenborough
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Thou hast created us for Thyself, and our heart is not quiet until it rests in Thee.
— Saint Augustine
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He who created us without our help will not save us without our consent.
— Saint Augustine
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Nothing can be compared to the great beauty and capabilities of a soul; however keen our intellects may be, they…
— Teresa of Avila
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What matters is to live in the present, live now, for every moment is now. It is your thoughts and…
— Sai Baba
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Let love flow so that it cleanses the world. Then man can live in peace, instead of the state of…
— Sai Baba
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All of the problems we're facing with debt are manmade problems. We created them. It's called fantasy economics. Fantasy economics…
— Michele Bachmann
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Mitt Romney understands the private sector, he understands how profit is created, and he isn't embarrassed by it.
— Michele Bachmann
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Government is necessary for our survival. We need government in order to survive. The Founding Fathers created a special place…
— Michael Badnarik
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St. Paul would say to the philosophers that God created man so that he would seek the Divine, try to…
— Hans Urs von Balthasar
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