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- Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
- It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
- You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you…
- I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and get…
- Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm…
- Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat…
- The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their…
- Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be…
- When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the…
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