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- According to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following…
- The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.
- Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.
- Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.
- I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is…
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