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• Every one starts out being an atheist.
• I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.
• There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that…
• You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they…
• Those to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. There wasn't anyone else around when…
• I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
• I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
• Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

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