Gag Quotes

54 Gag quotes by 48 unique authors

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there… — Ade Edmondson
The modern horror audience is wise to our tricks this lets it in on the gag. — Robert Englund
I do not favor the gag order. — Nancy Grace
The contemporary tendency in our society is to base our distribution on scarcity, which has vanished, and to compress our abundance into the overfed mouths… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms… — Charlie Sheen
If we can but tear the blindfold of self-deception from our eyes and loosen the gag of self-denial from our voices, we can restore our… — Theodore C. Sorensen
Whenever I catch a chunk of an Adam Sandler comedy on cable, it looks as badly shot and goofily tossed off as a Jerry Lewis… — James Wolcott
What he brought out was a wooden gag they put in someone's mouth before doing something drastic, like cutting off a leg. — Megan Whalen Turner
Sometimes you have to gag on fancy before you can appreciate plain, th' way I see it. For too many years, I ate fancy, I… — Jan Karon
Art without emotion its like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag. — Laurie Halse Anderson
I beg your pardon. I’m not gross. (Simone) Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. I’ve seen you in the mornings. You’re not… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Step 4: Cough and gag. Step 5: Repeat Step 4 until it feels like maybe your lungs aren't inside your body anymore. Step 6: Remember… — Ally Carter
Caught in a bad romance. Whoaaa-oh-ooooh!" Nellie wailed along to the XM radio blaring from the enormous speakers. "Can I uncover my ears now?" Dan… — Rick Riordan
Then why was his tongue in your mouth? Was he conducting a clinical test of your gag reflex?" He smiled, but not nicely. "How is… — Karen Marie Moning
I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not. — Tammara Webber
It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side?… — Alan Moore
I'm going to take off your gag.And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with this thing as… — Holly Black
One would have to say "in the end everything is a gag, etc" because everything is infinitely more than just a gag. The same applies… — Alfred Korzybski
I apply the three gag rule, which is if I can read a script without gagging more than three times, then maybe I can say… — Peter Riegert
Gag me with a spoon! — Moon Unit Zappa
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. — Jim Davis
Thank you Gag Reflex... for reminding me that there are some people who just make me throw up a little in my mouth every time… — Rose Etheridge
Penis breath, a lover's dread is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be be grateful that he doesn't pee.… — Unkown
Step 1: Cough and gag. Step 2: Repeat Step 1 until it feels like maybe your lungs aren't inside your body anymore. Step 3: Remember… — Jhiess Krieg
Once you get past the gag reflexes, running into your ex isn't so bad. — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Gag Quotes

48 authors contributed a total of 54 Gag Quotes, led by these top contributors: