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Ally Carter has 363 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Sometimes you forgive people simply becuase you still want them in your life.
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I thought about how there are two types of secrets: the kind you want to keep in, and the kind you don't…
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Don't put your characters on a treadmill. They need to go new places, face new challenges and do new things.
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Teenage girls read in packs. It's true today, and it was true when I was a teen growing up in a small…
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At the core, I try to write characters who are real people with real insecurities, fears, hopes, and dreams, which is why…
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I am practical by nature, and I'd heard that being a writer or an artist is a good way to starve! So…
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It was easy to believe, between lessons on Shakespeare and Dickens and Austen, that all of the great stories had already been…
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Like many authors, I caught the writing bug during my teenage years. I don't remember the exact day or year, but I…
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Like so many aspiring writers who still have boxes of things they've written in their parents' houses, I filled notebooks with half-finished…
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Women of the Gallagher Academy, who comes here?" she asked. Just then, every girl at every table (even the newbies) stood and…
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I suppose a lot of teenage girls feel invisible sometimes, like they just disappear. Well, that's me—Cammie the Chameleon. But I'm luckier…
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I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear…
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts.
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag…
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They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when…
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Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex,…
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I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.
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If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag her?
— Unknown Author
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In this land of unlimited opportunity, a place where, to paraphrase Woody Allen, any man or woman can realize greatness as a…
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Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just…
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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think…
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If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say…
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I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception…
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