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Alan Moore has 253 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Ideas, unlike solid structures, do not perish. They remain immortal, immaterial and everywhere, like all Divine things. Ideas are a golden, savage…
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If we can come up with all sorts of imaginative ways in which people die, then I really don't see what the…
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It is the oldest ironies that are still the most satisfying: man, when preparing for bloody war, will orate loudly and most…
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You've got to be able to pay your bills, otherwise you're not going to sleep at night. But beyond that, the world…
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The one place gods inarguably exist is in the human mind
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On my fortieth birthday, rather than merely bore my friends by having anything as mundane as a midlife crisis I decided it…
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It seems that every movie is a remake of something that was better when it was first released in a foreign language,…
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It is not the job of artists to give the audience what the audience want. If the audience knew what they needed,…
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By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
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Of course, Marxism is an example of what Carl Popper would have called a 'World Three' structure, in that it's got immense…
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I believe that magic is art, and that art, whether that be music, writing, sculpture, or any other form, is literally magic.…
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The entire universe - for one thing - only exists in your perceptions. That's all you're gonna see of it. To all…
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts.
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I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.
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If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag her?
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In this land of unlimited opportunity, a place where, to paraphrase Woody Allen, any man or woman can realize greatness as a…
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Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just…
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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think…
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