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Alec Straub has 21 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• The dyslexic atheist says There is no dog!
• You know you're addicted to Call of Duty when you go to work, take your boss's suitcase, make beeping sounds, and then…
• I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
• Stand up for yourself like a dog: first give a warning, and lash out only if you need to or if you…
• Wow! These [soccer] balls are sticky! [That's what she said.]
• Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard.
• Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!
• Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay.
• If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal…
• Don't focus on distractions-SQUIRREL!!!
• If I say 'jump,' then you say 'how high.' If I say 'you suck,' then you say 'you swallow.' Don't ignore insults…
• If you mess up, you learned something: don't do it again.

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