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- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. — Milton Berle
- If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. — Yogi Berra
- When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. — Robert Bresson
- Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. — Kyle Chandler
- Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous. — Chelsea Handler
- Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone. — Jim Carrey
- If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump… — Marlo Morgan
- The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until… — Robert Frost
- Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying… — Ellen DeGeneres
- I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice. — Zooey Deschanel
- I don't know why femininity should be associated with weakness. Women should be free to express who they are without thinking, 'I… — Zooey Deschanel