Best Funny Inspirational Thoughts
344 Funny Inspirational quotes by 248 unique authors
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It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
— Steve McConnell
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Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,…
— Brian Kernighan
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Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this…
— Steve McConnell
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There is really a je ne sais quoi about turkey cooking - the air of festivity, the family squabbles, the constant basting - that does…
— Laurie Colwin
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You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.
— Katie MacAlister
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I don't think about it in terms of being a woman. Being gracious, attentive, curious, interested are requirements for everyone.
— Jenna Lyons
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You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy…
— Harvey Diamond
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Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases.
— T. Colin Campbell
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
— Ann Landers
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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
— Will Rogers
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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
— David Frost
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I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed.
— Robert Frost
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More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
— Janeane Garofalo
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In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble, it's too late to save yourself. Unless you're running scared all the time, you're…
— Bill Gates
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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
— J. Paul Getty
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I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities.
— Whoopi Goldberg
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Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
— James Bryant Conant
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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
— Confucius
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
— Bill Cosby
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
— Quentin Crisp
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
— Bette Davis
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