Best Funny Inspirational Quotations
344 Funny Inspirational quotes by 248 unique authors
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Generosity is the best investment.
— Diane von Furstenberg
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There are so many distractions you can face as a woman, either with relationships or worrying about, Should I go to this party? or, Should…
— Mindy Kaling
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I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail.
— Sara Blakely
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Can we call a moratorium on the use of the term 'ladyparts'? Grazia!
— Lena Dunham
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I'm in my dressing room about to play to a sold-out crowd at the O2 arena in Ireland. Name a female rapper who's ever done…
— Nicki Minaj
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Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food.
— Hippocrates
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Nature itself is the best physician.
— Hippocrates
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If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.
— Hippocrates
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Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease.
— Hippocrates
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To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
— Hippocrates
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Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.
— Pamela Anderson
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Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about!
— Tom Jones
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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
— Adelle Davis
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Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of…
— Hippocrates
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Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs is a phenomena which is at once disgusting and distressing. There is…
— Dalai Lama
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According to the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, fish have feelings too. Whenever my sons go fishing they always tell me, "Dad…
— Donald Trump
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I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger.
— Oprah Winfrey
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Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just can't tell that…
— Stella McCartney
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I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink…
— Devon Aoki
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I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.
— Clint Eastwood
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I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier
— Woody Harrelson
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Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and…
— Alicia Silverstone
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I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.
— Shania Twain
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I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee.
— Chelsea Clinton
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
— Jack Handey
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