Funny - Christmas Eve Quotes by Bakerbuddy

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• Time to press the restart button. Yesterday's done. Today's just begun. Tomorrow's not a promised one.
• Do Hostess employees have Snowball fights?
• Is the CEO of Kraft known as The Big Cheese?
• I'm hoping to get a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Future tonight. Maybe he can give me the winning lottery ticket…
• Ahhhhhhhh, January. The December credit card bill bitchslap.
• Guys, I don't see Sealy or Serta on my clothes anywhere, so please don't think of me as a human mattress.
• It's so cold I saw a snowman wearing a fur coat.
• Few people recognize or appreciate a needle when it's found in a haystack until it's thrown back in and someone else has…
• It's so cold that even atheists are praying it gets warmer.
• It isn't so much when people mistreat us that angers us, it's when we realize we let them and didn't stick up…
• We got so much snow that the Statue of Liberty is wearing Uggs now.
• It's so cold that the Liberty Bell has 2 cracks in it now.

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