Bakerbuddy Quotes
- Ahhhhhhhh, January. The December credit card bill bitchslap.
- Guys, I don't see Sealy or Serta on my clothes anywhere, so please don't think of me as a human mattress.
- It's so cold I saw a snowman wearing a fur coat.
- Few people recognize or appreciate a needle when it's found in a haystack until it's thrown back in and someone else has found it.
- It's so cold that even atheists are praying it gets warmer.
- It isn't so much when people mistreat us that angers us, it's when we realize we let them and didn't stick up for ourselves enough…
- We got so much snow that the Statue of Liberty is wearing Uggs now.
- It's so cold that the Liberty Bell has 2 cracks in it now.
- It's so cold I saw an Amish guy walking out of The Home Depot with a space heater.
- Until you have a child of your own, you will never know of the magnitude of the love, worry, and caring your parents have for…
- The moment you release someone or something from your life that causes you pain is the moment healing begins and happiness soon follows.
- Drinking decaf coffee is like having sex without an orgasm.