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- These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me,… — Charles Barkley
- The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. — Dave Barry
- I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. — Terry Bradshaw
- It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. — Muhammad Ali
- I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side. — David Beckham
- Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye. — Bum Phillips
- I'd be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball. — Pete Rose
- We talkin' about practice? — Allen Iverson
- What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining. — Mike Ditka
- Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor. — Charles Barkley
- But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. — Steve Spurrier
- I went through baseball as a player to be named later. — Joe Garagiola