Fucking Quotes

970 Fucking quotes by 391 unique authors

Wipe that fucking smile off your face before I bitch slap it off — Unknown Author
I'm not a second fucking option. You either choose me or you lose me. — Brandon Martin
...Yeah, don't worry about me. I'm just fucking fine. — Carson Kolhoff
I want my personal life to be personal...How about I go peek in your window, take what underwear you wore last night, whose husband you… — Jeremy Renner
We got a fucking Audi, that bitch all white. Pull up on your bitch, bet she gonna like. Sosa bitch, yeah, I done gon' hype.… — Chief Keef
It's my way , or the mutha fucking high way. — Unknown Author
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis
Have you ever heard me play guitar? I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care. — John Mayer
Women are for friendship. Men are for fucking. -Samantha — Sex And The City
I don't care about Oscars. It's such self-aggrandizing nonsense. It's a way to manipulate people into believing that their choices are what's good. It's rubbish.… — Ewan McGregor
I love you all, but you're all fucking mad! — Ozzy Osbourne
We was friends, we had it all. Reason you don't trust men, that was your daddy fault. He in the grave let it go he… — Unknown Author
Unless Your Name Is GOOGLE, Stop Acting You Fucking Know Everything... — Pacifiersucker
Last year, my agent rang me and said, 'You've been offered an incredibly big deal. It's to be the face of Viagra.' And I just… — Simon Cowell
Put that dick all in that bitch equilibrium. Im eating pussy in the fucking cafeteria. — Lil Wayne
Rush Limbaugh is a tool. At least when I disagree with O Reilly I feel like its over issues. Rush is just in his own… — Philip DeFranco
That's The Best Revenge of All: HAPPINESS, Nothing Drives People Crazier Than Seeing Someone Have A Good Fucking Life. — Pacifiersucker
LI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper… — Carlin Whisler
I'm not even old enough to drink a fucking beer, I'm tispy off this soda pop. — Tyler The Creator
I'm aligned with a gift/subscribed without a script/times just stay ruff like cracked whips that's why cars is called this/the bling hurts your eyes then… — C-DASH
Call me Helen Keller because Im a fucking miracle worker! — Ari Gold
You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills… — Ari Gold
Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask,… — Ari Gold
Unless your name is GOOGLE stop pretending that you fucking knows everything — Rochanda F
There's nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the growing of a flower. What is terrible is not death… — Charles Bukowski

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