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Frog Quotes by Mark Twain
- If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat…
- Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
- Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.
- We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss…
- If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.
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- I noticed affixed to a laboratory door the following words: "Les théories passent. Le Grenouille reste. [The theories pass. The frog remains.]… — Frank Kermode
- Why it is that animals, instead of developing in a simple and straightforward way, undergo in the course of their growth a… — Francis Maitland Balfour