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John Oliver has 98 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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When I was a young boy, I preferred cats to dogs. From the age of seven or eight onwards I just felt…
— Ian Anderson
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Life is so much friendlier with two.
— A A Milne
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I think people could be a bit friendlier. The only real contact you have with people is when they're annoyed if you've…
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The soldier is on friendlier terms than other men with his stomach and intestines. Three-quarters of his vocabulary is derived from these…
— Erich Maria Remarque
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I liked myself much more before I got famous. I was much friendlier and had more energy.
— Sia Furler
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When you are not feeling particularly friendly but know you ought to be, the best thing you can do, very often, is…
— C.S. Lewis
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People are friendlier in New York than London.
— John Oliver
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Flirtation doesn't have to go somewhere; it certainly doesn't need to end up in bed. I like to think of it as…
— Karen Marie Moning
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Anyone who thinks small towns are friendlier than big cities lives in a big city.
— Richard Peck
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When I’m a teacher, I won’t be using red pens to grade papers. Red pens will forever be associated with criticism and…
— Susane Colasanti
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No one does a better, cleaner, or environmental friendlier, than the United States, when it comes to drilling for oil, gas, coal,…
— David Pratt
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Smiling adds values to the face, making people look sweeter, more handsome or beautiful, younger, friendlier and approachable.
— Babloo
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