Fried Quotes

176 quotes by 154 authors

I wondered what you'd have on the side with a plate of Deep Fried Anxiety. Pickles? Coleslaw? Potato-strychnine mash? — Robin McKinley
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl
The hour of noon has passed,' said Judge Fang. 'Let us go and get some Kentucky Fried Chicken. — Neal Stephenson
I get tired of hearing it's a crummy world and that people are no damned good. What kind of talk is that? I know a… — Robert Fulghum
Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Ordinary folk prefer familiar tastes - they'd sooner eat the same things all the time - but a gourmet would sample a fried park bench… — Walter Moers
You canâ€™t. He has it shielded. Besides, heâ€™s a god and can be a nasty one if you upset him. You try popping into any… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto. — P.G. Wodehouse
If Apollo caught sight of him outside or near a window during the light of day, Talon would be nothing more than a strip of… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
He wonâ€™t last long, akri. Thanatos is barbecue. And I like my barbecue. Just tell me how you want him, akri, normal recipe or extra… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
They had reached Lockhart's classroom...'You could've fried an egg on your face" said Ron. 'You'd better hope Creevey doesn't meet Ginny, or they'll be starting… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I love sushi, I love fried chicken, I love steak. But there is a limit to my love, — Jonathan Safran Foer
Fried twinkies? Paris nodded. Only once, I've never forgotten the experience. It's like heaven in your mouth, man. — Gena Showalter
William: You're just gonna have to take who I give you and deal Paris: Like anyone would pick you over me. William: You just wait… — Gena Showalter
Don't 'honey' me in that southern-fried twang. — Nora Roberts
I laughed and pointed out that "Hash Browns Mean Nothing Without You" was a pretty good name for a band. "Or a song," the Duke… — John Green
Alexia had found pregnancy relatively manageable, up to a point. That point having been some three weeks ago, at which juncture her natural reserves of… — Gail Carriger
Iâ€™m confiscating your hair dryerâ€”youâ€™ve fried your brain. — Rachel Vincent
Nothing makes me happy quite like a boatload of freshly fried fast food, smothered in good old MSG. — Becca Fitzpatrick
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church. — Jon Stewart

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