Fried Quotes

176 quotes by 155 authors

Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing… — Satchel Paige
In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders. — Jimmy Fallon
It is a great paradox and a great injustice that writers write because we fear death and want to leave something indestructible in our wake… — Ariel Gore
All I ever wanted was a Virginia farm, no end of cream and fresh butter and fried chicken - not one fried chicken, or two,… — Robert E. Lee
The only thing that prevented a father's love from faltering was the fact that there was in his possession a photograph of himself at the… — P.G. Wodehouse
A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and quite… — Douglas Adams
Dante would not have forgotten: they say that when Dante was a boy, he was asked: Dante what is the best food? to test his… — Fernando Sabino
I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's for fried chicken.… — Kanye West
First, a gorgeous breakfast: just everything you can imagine from flapjacks and fried squirrel to hominy grits and honey in the comb...we're so impatient to… — Truman Capote
I think no matter what the occasion may be, you can never go wrong by showing up at the dinner table with a hot plate… — Paula Deen
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards. — Lewis Grizzard
Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes. — Craig Ferguson
I had a brief experience in the food industry. I was a bus boy in a Mexican restaurant in Arizona, scraping re-fried beans off people's… — Wentworth Miller
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried… — Groucho Marx
Give up grains and fried restaurant foods. Doing that pretty much gets you most of the way there. — Mark Sisson
The factory farm is . . . an obvious moral evil so sickening and horrendous. . . All this so we can have our accustomed… — Matthew Scully
The odor of frying bacon, sausage links, and ham tiptoed on little pig feet all the way to the north end of the second floor.… — Tom Robbins
If you were a Colombian, you would have your version of an empanada. If you are an Argentinean, you might find a dough that's baked… — Jose Garces
Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food. — Chelsea Clinton
Sometimes it's just 'Oh my God, I love the taste of fried oysters on French bread with mayonnaise and an order of French fries.' I'm… — Richard Simmons

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