Fried Quotes

176 quotes by 155 authors

I can make fried tofu, boiled tofu, stuffed tofu. Cutlets and other fancy stuff, that's for other directors. — Yasujiro Ozu
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! — Jessica Simpson
We have fried catfish, country fried steak and cinnamon-roasted pork. We have collard greens, black-eyed peas, hush puppies, biscuits, sweet potato pie and lots of… — Mark Farner
I'm sautÃ©ing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery. — Redman
Next to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory. — Brooks Hays
Buckethead [former GUNS N' ROSES guitarist] is probably twice as good a guitar player as me and Slash combined, and can stand having fried chicken… — Dave Mustaine
I cannot wait to go get my fried butter on a stick, and fried cheesecake on a stick and...Twinkies, especially in honor of those who… — Sarah Palin
Atheist Jews double crossers stole our [black peopleâ€™s] secrets. . . .Â They give us to worship a dead Jew and not ourselves . .… — Amiri Baraka
When government does, occasionally, work, it works in an elitist fashion. That is, government is most easily manipulated by people who have money and power… — P.J. O'Rourke
Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building… — Neal Barnard
I'm still trying to re-create a Ray Charles concert that I heard when I was fifteen years old, and all my nerve endings were fried… — Boz Scaggs
I've decided life is too fragile to finish a book I dislike just because it cost $16.95 and everyone else loved it. Or eat a… — Erma Bombeck
Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through exactly whats inside… — Simon Cowell
Engineers are really good at labeling and branding things. If we had named Kentucky Fried Chicken, it would have been Hot Dead Birds. — Vinton Cerf
Dinner alone is one of life's pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest. People lie when you ask them what they eat… — Laurie Colwin
Unless we take action on climate change, future generations will be roasted, toasted, fried and grilled. — Christine Lagarde
I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died. — Roy Blount, Jr.
The South, to me, is fried chicken and catfish caviar --- that's grits --- and good-looking women. — Erk Russell
I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food, — Blaize Clement
The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries', say the menus, but they… — Russell Baker

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