Fried Quotes

176 quotes by 154 authors

In order to have good fried chicken, you should wash and season the bird the morning you're preparing it for dinner. Don't wait and do… — Paula Deen
I like children - fried. — W.C. Fields
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have… — Mitch Hedberg
Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon… — Hugh Jackman
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing. — Patton Oswalt
This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the… — Patton Oswalt
Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood. — Satchel Paige
I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs,… — Andy Roddick
I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense… — Ben Stein
I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast. — Taylor Swift
Nothing rekindles my spirits, gives comfort to my heart and mind, more than a visit to Mississippi... and to be regaled as I often have… — Craig Claiborne
An ash-gray dog with a white blaze on its forehead burst onto the rough terrain of the market on the first Sunday in December, knocked… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken… — James Patterson
Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices… — James Joyce
Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak. — Larry McMurtry
i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell yesterday sceptres and crowns fried oysters and velvet gowns and today i herd with bums… — Don Marquis
Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing… — Jimmy Buffett
Is there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked. "Not right now." "There will come a time," Ranger said. "Let me know when." And… — Janet Evanovich
They're real strong magic, they make you have good luck. Not like fried chicken when you're not lookin' for it, but things like long life… — Harper Lee
What exactly is a french before it's fried? — D. J. MacHale

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