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Fools Quotes by Mark Twain
- Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can…
- Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools always speak the truth. The deduction is plain: adults and wise persons never speak it.
- But old fools is the biggest fools there is.
- If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
- The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
- Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
- Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
- July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves,…
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- The wise are wise only because they love. The fool are fools only because they think they can understand love. — Paulo Coelho
- A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. — Douglas Adams
- Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools… — Spiro T. Agnew
- Mom spent the time that she was supposed to be a kid actully raising children, her younger brother and younger sister. She… — Chris Christie
- The Americans say that we are ungrateful-but I ask them for heaven's sake, what should we be grateful to them for-for murdering… — David Walker
- The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible. — Bernard Baruch
- History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. — Ambrose Bierce
- New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. — James Agate