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Fool Quotes by Mark Twain
- Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can…
- When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a temporary fool of him besides, what excuse are…
- Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools always speak the truth. The deduction is plain: adults and wise persons never speak it.
- But old fools is the biggest fools there is.
- If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.
- If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
- Man is without doubt the most interesting fool there is. He concedes that God made the angels immune from pain and death, and that he…
- The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
- Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
- Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
- You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.
- I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.
- He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
- Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and…
- What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?
- Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
- Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
- It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
- July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves,…
- It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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- Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools… — Spiro T. Agnew
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- The Americans say that we are ungrateful-but I ask them for heaven's sake, what should we be grateful to them for-for murdering… — David Walker