Floor Quotes

1364 Floor quotes by 1023 unique authors

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. — Dean Martin
I don't need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I'll be the happiest camper. — Ricky Martin
I do chores around the house, but I don't get an allowance for them. I wash the dishes and sweep the floor... I'm sweeping the… — Callan McAuliffe
If you said to me, 'Lie down on that concrete floor and fall asleep,' I could do it. I can sleep anywhere at any time… — Kevin McCloud
We're living under the Obama economy. Any CEO in America with a record like this after three years on the job would be graciously shown… — Mitch McConnell
The universe lies before you on the floor, in the air, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no… — Agnes de Mille
When I was at college, I worked in a department store called Brit Home Stores, which is a pretty lackluster department store, selling clothes for… — Dominic Monaghan
The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door.… — Ralph Nader
Our centers spread the floor, shoot the three and block shots. We can play pick and pop. — Steve Nash
Many children fully realize their parents see them as astonishing creatures and incorporate that into their daily presentations. That is, they throw their stuff on… — Bill O'Reilly
The great thing about being a print journalist is that you are permitted to duck. Cameramen get killed while the writers are flat on the… — P.J. O'Rourke
I opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996. It should be repealed and I will vote for its repeal on the Senate floor. I… — Barack Obama
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the… — Thomas Love Peacock
I don't clean, I don't make the bed. I spend my salary. I worry a lot. I just don't worry about socks on the floor. — Amanda Peet
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I… — Emo Philips
On the floor I am more at ease. I feel nearer, more part of the painting, since this way I can walk around it, work… — Jackson Pollock
I'm never going to be a modern gal. I love colonial. I love early American. I love a big rectangular piece of brown furniture on… — Emily Procter
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers
I went to a large consolidated school in Appalachia. And I wrote the story when I was in the second grade and I took it… — Tom Robbins
I love cleaning. I love mopping the floor. If you need your floor mopped, I'm there. — Saoirse Ronan
If we're on long-haul flights I've been known to sleep on the floor so I hear the engine. — Wayne Rooney
I also hang the pictures low rather than high, and particularly in the case of the largest ones, often as close to the floor as… — Mark Rothko
Life is like dancing. If we have a big floor, many people will dance. Some will get angry when the rhythm changes. But life is… — Miguel Angel Ruiz
Mission accomplished. The Museum of Modern Art's wide-open, tall-ceilinged, super-reinforced second floor was for all intents and purposes built to accommodate monumental installations and gigantic… — Jerry Saltz
Urs Fischer specializes in making jaws drop. Cutting giant holes in gallery walls, digging a crater in Gavin Brown's gallery floor in 2007, creating amazing… — Jerry Saltz

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