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The fact is that Britain is the most warlike nation on earth. In the history of armed combat, we are the only democracy to have…

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Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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I felt only as a man can feel who is roaming over the prairies of the far West, well armed, and mounted… — Buffalo Bill
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Who has not felt how sadly sweet The dream of home, the dream of home, Steals o'er the heart, too soon to… — Charles Lamb
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I had still the ambition, formed in Sligo in my teens, of living in imitation of Thoreau on Innisfree, a little island… — William Butler Yeats

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