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Flats Quotes by Mark Twain
- [On Dutch flat poetry]: It is too smooth and blubbery; it reads like butter-milk gurgling from a jug.
- A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it.…
- One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.
- Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat.
More Flats Quotes
- When we are flat on our backs there is no way to look but up. — Roger Babson
- A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
- I started performing at two or three on a tape recorder, one of those little flat recorders where you just push play… — Erykah Badu
- I'm a freak, everything has to be totally flat when I play. Ed Will, my jazz teacher, set up everything completely flat,… — Travis Barker
- American society is a sort of flat, fresh-water pond which absorbs silently, without reaction, anything which is thrown into it. — Henry Adams
- I never liked dance photography; it's very flat, and dance photography in the studio looks very contrived. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic. — Ambrose Bierce
- You know, if you look back in the 1930s, the money went to infrastructure. The bridges, the municipal buildings, the roads, those… — Michael Bloomberg