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Flat Quotes by Mark Twain
- [On Dutch flat poetry]: It is too smooth and blubbery; it reads like butter-milk gurgling from a jug.
- A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it.…
- One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.
- Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat.
More Flat Quotes
- A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
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- When we are flat on our backs there is no way to look but up. — Roger Babson
- I'm a freak, everything has to be totally flat when I play. Ed Will, my jazz teacher, set up everything completely flat,… — Travis Barker
- We women continue to swallow this line that it's unladylike or even proof of being a lesbian if you wear flat shoes… — Jo Brand
- The 9-9-9 plan would resuscitate this economy because it replaces the outdated tax code that allows politicians to pick winners and losers,… — Herman Cain
- Well, there's a remedy for all things but death, which will be sure to lay us flat one time or other. — Miguel de Cervantes