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Five Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem.…
- One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It…
- The Constitution is an equally forthright piece of work and quite succinct ... giving the complete operating instructions for a nation of 250 million people.…
- In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of…
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