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First Quotes by Evan Esar
- Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
- A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
- The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
More First Quotes
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- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- Ironically, the first thing that appealed to me about Islam was its pluralism. The fact that the Koran praises all the great… — Karen Armstrong
- I am lucky, I'm the first to admit that. — J. J. Abrams
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves,… — Kevyn Aucoin
- The first thing I do when I receive wedding invitations in the mail is read them for typos. — Nikhil Saluja