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Fathers Day Quotes by Spike Milligan
- My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
- My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
More Fathers Day Quotes
- A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. — Enid Bagnold
- If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of… — James A. Baldwin
- We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves. — Henry Ward Beecher
- Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never… — Louisa May Alcott
- As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a… — Lord Chesterfield
- I think back to the day I drove Michelle and a newborn Malia home from the hospital nearly 13 years ago-crawling along,… — Barack Obama
- What makes Will the best father in the world to me is that he's there, not just there in a way that's… — Jada Pinkett Smith
- I just sit there and make up songs and sing to [my son] in gibberish. I'm very good at gibberish now. — Elton John
- During the sole argument we had when [Chelsea] was in high school, the subject of which I don't even remember, I looked… — William J. Clinton
- He has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch. — Chelsea Clinton
- There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'. — Jim Gaffigan
- I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.… — Louis C. K.