Fake Quotes

2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

Robert Frost had always said you mustn't think of the last line first, or it's only a fake poem, not a real one. I'm inclined… — Howard Nemerov
Sometimes, the Internet can feel like a middle-school playground populated by brats in ski masks who name-call and taunt with the fake bravery of the… — Susan Orlean
When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I… — Trey Parker
Hollywood is so fake and people need to realize that people are just people, and you, too, don't need to be born into something or… — Katy Perry
You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your… — Chris Pratt
NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have… — Rachael Ray
Because we're actors we can pretend and fake it, but I'd rather the intimate investment was authentic. — Keanu Reeves
Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend. — Jason Ritter
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around… — Rita Rudner
I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice,… — Amy Sedaris
It was a big deal to me to play characters and feel things and connect to somebody in a fake world. — Amanda Seyfried
You don't have to wear fur. They make such great fakes. There's no reason to kill an animal. — Grace Slick
I owe it to my fans to be who I am. There's nothing fake about me. — Angie Stone
I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm also not going to buy… — Linus Torvalds
Fake it until you make it. — Steven Tyler
I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus… — John Waters
Fake is as old as the Eden tree. — Orson Welles
Guy Pearce played Mike in 'Neighbors'. I would fake illness to stay off school and watch the one P.M. show, and I would also watch… — Kate Winslet
I don't take modern hip-hop as real. It's entertaining, it's fake, like James Bond. — Emmanuel Jal
One of the great things about being a writer/journalist is that my boss loves me to go out and do features on being someone else.… — Caitlin Moran
Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship. — Sharon Stone
Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity. — Douglas Coupland
According to Gur's theory of boredom, everything that happens in the world today is because of boredom: love, war, inventions, fake fireplaces - ninety-five percent… — Etgar Keret
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. — Suze Orman
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter

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