Fake Quotes

2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

I’m avampire. I havesecret powers ,” he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, “Actually, your mom let me in. — Rachel Caine
Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia) — Aaron Allston
incessant adj. The doubts. You had to save me from my constant doubts. That deep-seeded feeling that I wasn't good enough for anything I was… — David Levithan
New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in… — Bill Maher
When I got to college, the fake ID thing wasn't that important, since pretty much everyone could get away with drinking in New Orleans. But… — Tim Wise
It was a laugh that came from the tip of his toes, gaining force and soul as it traveled through his body and out into… — David Levithan
I could become a nun even if I am a non-believer. I'll learn to fake it like Nick did with me. I will minister the… — Rachel Cohn
Modern life is so thin and shallow and fake. I look forward to when developers go bankrupt, Japan gets poorer and wild grasses take over. — Hayao Miyazaki
The fake slap invariably makes contact, adding the elements of shock and betrayal to what had previously been plain old-fashioned fear. — David Sedaris
This is personal, she'd said. Real. This moment was too, even if you couldn't see it at first glance. It was fake on the outside,… — Sarah Dessen
Back to prison. Maybe if you fake a heart attack, I can make a break for it. (Rose Hathaway says to Lissa Dragomir) — Richelle Mead
Fake Is that what you are if you choose to improve the basic not perfect you? — Ellen Hopkins
Nobody likes me,” he concluded at the tail end of a ten-minute pity fest. “Can’t imagine why,” Quinn murmured. I turned my snort of laughter… — Robin Wasserman
I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter — Jeff Lindsay
Truth, justice...I always thought they were absolutes, like God. And Mom. And apple pie. But you could make apple pie from Ritz crackers. You could… — Judy Blundell
I found the candles—atrocious air freshening ones that smelled like fake pine. — Richelle Mead
some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. — Chuck Palahniuk
I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long. — Jeff Lindsay
Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake. — Jeff Lindsay
But if the strength ain't real, I recall thinking the very last thing that day, before I finally passed out, then the weakness sure enough… — Ken Kesey
I don't know about you, but I have to sleep. I had a long night and I'm exhausted." She was rather tired, too. But as… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The minister said, “Let us pray,” but as everyone else bowed their head, I could only stare slack-jawed at the sight of Peter Van Houten.… — John Green
Yeah, right," Minho said. "And Frypan's gonna start having little babies, Winston'll get rid of his monster acne, and Thomas here'll actually smile for once."… — James Dashner
I am convinced that those people whom the world considers good and respects are all liars and fakes. I do not trust the world. My… — Osamu Dazai
Hollywood was fine with fakes, but it was most definitely not okay with frauds. — Lauren Conrad

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