Fake Quotes

2077 Fake quotes by 1221 unique authors

All modern philosophizing is political, policed by governments, churches, academics, custom, fashion, and human cowardice, all off which limit it to a fake learnedness. — Friedrich Nietzsche
He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, “I vant… — Rachel Caine
As sure as this Earth is turnin, souls burnin / In search of higher learnin, turnin in every direction seeking direction / My moms cryin… — Jay-Z
Generally, women can't do this, but men retain the ancient ability to leave a family and a past. They just unhook themselves, like removing a… — Zadie Smith
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what… — Nalini Singh
Fake it may be, lies and deceptions, but this is the world in which we find ourselves, and here we must make our little lives. — Ian McDonald
You were loved because God loves, period. God loved you, and everyone, not because you believed in certain things, but because you were a mess,… — Anne Lamott
Friendship is the bestiest thing that comes to life . Friends will always be there for you don't worry about the fakes worry about the… — Marilyn Monroe
I had taken the photograph from afar (distance being the basic glitch in our relationship), using my Nikon and zoom lens while hiding behind a… — Joan Bauer
A disciple came to the celebrated Master of the Good Name with a question. “Rabbi, how are we to distinguish between a true master and… — Elie Wiesel
I know that sometimes people fake on each other out of genuine motives to hold onto the object of their tenderest feelings. They see themselves… — Eldridge Cleaver
Men!" "At least we don't fake it." "Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice and got us… — Janet Evanovich
A lot of young girls think that the opposite of fake is rudeness. And just as ugly as fake is, so is saying whatever is… — Tyra Banks
He handed her her cap and sunglasses, then put on his own while she frowned at them. “What is this?” “A disguise.” He grinned at… — Nora Roberts
Boyfriend huh? I didn't realize we had taken things to that level." "Oh, I'm sorry--this is my first undercover operation," Jordan said. "I'm a little… — Julie James
I said, "I don't think I can give you that kind of emotion." And he [Hitchcock] sat there and said, "Ingrid, fake it!" Well, that… — Ingrid Bergman
I mean, it's impossible to fake anything if you've already seen the other person in a way they'd never choose for you to. You can't… — Sarah Dessen
Matter of fact, I watch tons of tube, but I also read tons of books so I can figure out what's true and what's fake,… — Rodman Philbrick
Fake it till you make it actually worked. — Gayle Forman
Sometimes I think that love is one big fairy tale. I wonder if people who say they are in love, if – really – they’ve… — Elizabeth Chandler
Taylor clapped three times for attention. "Ladies! Ladies! My stars! That's enough. Now. We all know Miss Arkansas's girls are fake, Miss Ohio's easier than… — Libba Bray
When does a fake Mohawk become a real Mohawk? Who decides? How do you know if it's happened? — Jennifer Egan
Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him! — Rachel Caine
Even the human race can't claim to be natural anymore. We are fake, dying things. How fitting that I would end up in this sham… — Lauren DeStefano
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it’s a fake one. — Masashi Kishimoto

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