Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Individual web pages as they first appeared in the early 1990s had the flavour of person-hood. MySpace preserved some of that flavour, though a process… — Jaron Lanier
You can't ever be really free if you admire somebody too much. — Tove Jansson
All I know is that I carried you for nine months. I fed you, I clothed you, I paid for your college education. Friending me… — Jodi Picoult
That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything. — Rick Riordan
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher
So what are you suggesting?" Grandfather asked. "We find a more acceptable group of people, then bring the Sacrifice to them? How do you propose… — Hilary Duff
Well,” Naomi said cheerfully, “what’s the worst that can happen?” They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities. But in the… — Rachel Caine
You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president. — Bill Maher
…maybe the whole Internet will simply become like Facebook: falsely jolly, fake-friendly, self-promoting, slickly disingenuous….” - Zadie Smith — Zadie Smith
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. — Bill Cosby
I want to touch you in real time not find you on YouTube, I want to walk next to you in the mountains not friend… — Eve Ensler
You try every trick in the book to keep her. You write her letters. You quote Neruda. You cancel your Facebook. You give her the… — Junot Diaz
People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...' .. At my age, if I wanted to… — Betty White
We also told her you weren't a serial killer," Brit interjected. Cam nodded. "That's a glowing recommendation. Hey, at least he's not a serial killer.… — Unknown Author
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of… — Marc Maron
Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English. — Rick Riordan
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. — Beverly Sills
Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. — Mary Lou Retton
Overnight the digital age had changed the course of history for our company. Everything that we thought was in our control no longer was. But… — Howard Schultz
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. — Emo Philips
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's… — Eugene McCarthy
For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love… — Ivan Panin
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know. — Andy Borowitz
I started hearing Snapchat in the same context as Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. That got me curious. — Mitch Lasky
We could not have launched Causes without Facebook Platform, providing real identity and real friends. Facebook Platform was created so that experiences that are inherently… — Joe Green

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