Best Eyeglasses Quotes

50 Eyeglasses quotes by 46 unique authors

You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one. — Albert Einstein
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. — Epictetus
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but… — Mitch Hedberg
Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee. — George Herbert
Become dust - and they will throw thee in the air; Become stone - and they will throw thee on glass. — Muhammad Iqbal
I wish I could remember where I put things. I spend half my life looking for my keys. With the other half I look for… — Sara Paretsky
I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're… — Amanda Peet
The greatest magnifying glasses in the world are a man's own eyes when they look upon his own person. — Alexander Pope
The world is a looking glass and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face. — William Makepeace Thackeray
If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less. — Lily Tomlin
Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size. — Virginia Woolf
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. — Steven Wright
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. — Henny Youngman
Somebody who only reads newspapers and at best books of contemporary authors looks to me like an extremely near-sighted person who scorns eyeglasses. He is… — Albert Einstein
I always think about what it means to wear eyeglasses. When you get used to glasses you don't know how far you could really see.… — Andy Warhol
Poor little librarians of the world, those girls, secretly lovely, their looks marred forever by the cruelty of a pair of big dark eyeglasses! — Michael Chabon
Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out. — Steven Wright
My family suffered. My hair turned up in every corner, every drawer, every meal. Even in the rice puddings Tessie made, covering each little bowl… — Jeffrey Eugenides
She gave Pretty Boy a surreptitious glance. Did he honestly expect her to believe he was gay? True, there were the gay boots and those… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
The first time we meet another person an insidious little voice in our heads says, "I might wear eyeglasses or be chunky around the hips… — Chuck Palahniuk
Words are like eyeglasses they blur everything that they do not make clear. — Joseph Joubert
No one realized that I needed eyeglasses until I was 12 years old. My parents were writers, so I was around the sounds of words… — Roger McGuinn
People challenge my nerd cred all the time. I just show them the photo of me winning my middle-school science fair, wearing my Casio calculator… — Aisha Tyler
In the end . .you will find I have very few pictures . . No tributes held for me . . Only glimpses of a… — Victor Manabat
These days it's like you need prescription eyeglasses to see whose real and whose fake. — Ayjee Grogan

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