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• That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes. — Unknown Author
• You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t my President – had that woman singing for him at his… — Etta James
• I do understand that when someone gives you a [expletive] load of money, you take that money. Someone like Larry Ellison wants… — Andy Roddick
• Seriously, just buy the [expletive deleted] book. I promise you'll like it. Unless you're [expletive deleted]. — Kelly Sue DeConnick
• I don't think we're supposed to say [expletive deleted] anymore. — Kelly Sue DeConnick
• I don't know whether this is the best of times or the worst of times, but I assure you it's the only… — Art Buchwald
• Kyle Busch is going to get his ass whipped shortly I hope. He better sit his ass in his motor home or… — Kevin Harvick
• I think I would have taken a (expletive) load of Advil. — Ernie Els
• Bad writing is more than a matter of (expletive deleted) syntax and faulty observation; bad writing usually arises from a stubborn refusal… — Stephen King
• Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it's actually more like raisins into a cookie because no… — John Oliver
• Someone came up to me and told me that [his opponent's] knee was hurt, and he said to me, attack his knee,… — Nick Diaz
• I'm clean, I've always been clean. But it never ends. It seems like every reporter from last season to this season has… — Barry Bonds

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