Best Excuse Me Wisdom

212 Excuse Me quotes by 156 unique authors

Excuse me who are you fixin to be, Let them mothefockersz know it's plenty fish in the sea — Nicki Minaj
Sorry I'm Not Your Little Perfect Barbie Doll With A Big Chest, Long Legs, And Slim Figure. Excuse Me, For Not Being The — Unknown Author
I say excuse me when I burp even if nobody is around.. True gentleman — Unknown Author
The awkward moment when you finally have the guts to talk to your crush and instead of saying excuse me, you say squeeze me. — Unknown Author
I Cant Stand People Who Think They Can Always Get Their Way Hello....Excuse Me But The World Does Revolved Around You...Selfish Spoiled A*** Niggas — Out Spoken
Excuse me miss, you got something in you; something that belongs to my heart. — Romeo Huerbana
Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins. -Pastor Clever — Friday
Excuse me, could you shut the f*ck up? This is my favorite part of the song. — Kiana JWilson
Excuse me but if you don't like my heartbeats, then listen to your own music. — Rasheed Bryant
I like to go to really bad movies, during their sixth week, and there's only one other person in the theatre, and I like to… — Zach Galifianakis
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fetch the paper. It's a dog's life, eh Leo? — Morgan Webb
Call me twinkle toes. Honestly, in my past, one of the physically hardest classes that I have ever taken was ballet. I have the most… — Bryan Cranston
Ohh!! my love! Excuse me, except I'm lost somewhere except leaving you,you have tears whatever I'm given your eyes, please not heart burn.forget me If… — Mak_786
If Someone Says You Are Not Looking Good. . . . . . . . . Just Say. , Excuse Me. . I am Not… — Arashi
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it… — Ella Rojas
Hey umm excuse me miss umm Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs. — Armin Ferizovic
Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER — Armin Ferizovic
The church says we should get down on our knees and repent. Well, excuse me, but didn't being on my knees cause most of my… — Bob Smith
Change is not something I take openly too because when I Love..I Love Hard..So excuse me for trying to save the only thing that I… — Chardonnay Tyson
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too... — Alisa Gattus
MESSAGE!!!!Mom I'm going to beat the shit out of you monday!!!! Excuse me look who your'e texting?? omg!!I'm so sorry mom I meant to send… — Smilingfe
A mad man was seen with his head in a mail box man: excuse me sir..are you all right? What are you doing? Mad man:… — Unknown Author
Excuse me, here's your nose I found it in my business. — Adaeze Agbai
That moment when someone bumps into you and doesn't say excuse me or sorry. — Sheng Faltiquera
Pastor Clever: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins. Smokey:… — Unknown Author

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