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• I was raised Baptist, and I like the fact that I got my conscience installed early. — Octavia Butler
• Well, you could become a Southern Baptist. I mean, instead of having to obey the Pope, you could just obey… — Arianna Huffington
• It seems that, after nineteen centuries of extraordinary glorification, the small Host for which so many cathedrals have sprung up,… — Francois Mauriac
• Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the… — Joan Rivers
• Psychologically, I'm a Roman Baptist. — Samuel Bowers
• What you and I need to do is learn to forget our differences. When we come together, we don't come… — Malcolm X
• There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with… — Ray Bradbury
• No honest theologian therefore can deny that his acceptance of Jesus as Christ logically binds every Christian to a belief… — Robert Graves
• The Baptist found him far too deep; The Deist sighed with saving sorrow; And the lean Levite went to sleep,… — Winthrop Mackworth Praed
• I am a Catholic not like someone else would be a Baptist or a Methodist, but like someone else would… — Flannery O'Connor
• But, yea, I grew up in a strong Baptist background. — Tim McGraw
• I sang with Anita Bryant in the Southern Baptist churches. — Kathie Lee Gifford

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