Excuse Quotes

1674 Excuse quotes by 1175 unique authors

The awkward moment when you finally have the guts to talk to your crush and instead of saying excuse me, you say squeeze me. — Unknown Author
Two hoes in the bed, tell them hoes slide over. Excuse my French, two bitches and moi. — Lil Wayne
There is never an excuse for cheating, if you wanna be with another person then just go. Have some class. — Enhance Dreams
I Cant Stand People Who Think They Can Always Get Their Way Hello....Excuse Me But The World Does Revolved Around You...Selfish Spoiled A*** Niggas — Out Spoken
Lies, is what you would tell me for an excuse, But now that I'm strong its time for me to let this weather get through… — Kayla L Reyna
Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's your excuse? — Enhance Dreams
If you know that she was a virgin that night you slept with her and you know you got her knocked up and you deny… — Epifania Savea
Imperfection is simply not a good enough excuse to have someone keep hurting you just because they feel like it. — Pandora Poikilos
Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility. — Richie
Just because your your girlfriend period is on that doesn't give you an excuse to have sex with anyone else! — Unknown Author
I want a girl who doesn't know she's beautiful, so I have an excuse to let her know every time... — Osvaldo M
You only live once, but that shouldn't be an excuse for your faults in life. — Nessa Nicolee
Never waste a good excuse, over a dumb lie. — Tim Walters
Excuse me miss, you got something in you; something that belongs to my heart. — Romeo Huerbana
Bridge to Terabithia was a book my mother read to my brother and me before we would go to sleep. Well written, beautiful imagery, full… — Neil Patrick Harris
Please Excuse My Dope Ass $w@gg — Loverboy
Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins. -Pastor Clever — Friday
Excuse me, could you shut the f*ck up? This is my favorite part of the song. — Kiana JWilson
If you believe in grace, then let it change you. Don't use it as an excuse to stay the way you are. — Joyce Meyer
A tornado flew around my room before you came,excuse the mess it made it usually doesn't rain in southern california. — Frank Ocean
If somebody wants something they will find a way, if somebody doesn't want something they will find an excuse. — JaiHawkFly
The relationship of life - life as an excuse to do nothing here but the reason everyone has a motive other than me — Mak_786
Excuse me but if you don't like my heartbeats, then listen to your own music. — Rasheed Bryant
Love the excuse you, I was destined to shatter — Mak_786
I guess it's always easy to use 'I am busy' as an excuse. Looking back, that was a pretty lame excuse. I seem to have… — Pacifiersucker

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