Excuse Quotes

1674 Excuse quotes by 1175 unique authors

I won’t snatch, harm, or scare to death people with you or use checking up on you as an excuse to cause trouble. You’re worse… — Kim Harrison
The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless. — Oscar Wilde
What is past is past. never go back. Not for excuses. Not for justification, not for happiness. You are what you are, the world is… — Mario Puzo
You’re not terrified of me. You’re terrified of letting yourself care for me, and I can’t say I blame you. People who love me usually… — Gaelen Foley
Sorry excuses for hunters and friends. Both of us. — Suzanne Collins
IMPORTANT Book reading is a solitary and sedentary pursuit, and those who do are cautioned that a book should be used as an integral part… — Garrison Keillor
If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. — Jim Rohn
99% percent of failures are the ones who make excuses. — George Washington
If you don't like my book, write your own. If you don't think you can write a novel, that ought to tell you something. If… — Rita Mae Brown
I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she… — Janet Evanovich
There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly… — Terry Pratchett
Did ya get in a couple of good swipes?" Emmett asked eagerly. "No! Of course not!" "No, not really? You really didnt attack him?" "Emmett!"… — Stephenie Meyer
There is no excuse for bad manners, except fast reflexes. — Steven Brust
I’m not fit to occupy space. Excuse me for living. — Flora Rheta Schreiber
Now I'm living out my life in a corner, trying to console myself with the stupid, useless excuse that an intelligent man cannot turn himself… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
I could point out that it isn't always easy knowing who you are and what you want, because then you have no excuse for not… — David Levithan
Off with you" is a phrase used by people who lack the curtesy to say something more polite, such as, "if there's nothing else you… — Daniel Handler
Myrnin came in from the back room, carrying a load of books, which he dropped with a loud bang on the floor to glare at… — Rachel Caine
The fact that you can only do a little is no excuse for doing nothing. — John le Carre
I'm done with those; regrets are an excuse for people who have failed. — Ned Vizzini
Excuse me? You're a lady?" "I bought a title on the Internet. I own one square inch of Scotland. And you're changing the subject. — Rachel Caine
She tried to remind herself that beauty was only skin deep, but that didn't offer any helpful excuses when she was berating herself for never… — Julia Quinn
Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse, — Robert A. Heinlein
Once upon a time, the Reindeer took a running leap and jumped over the Northern Lights. But he jumped too low, and the long fur… — Vera Nazarian
Love is a fire/It burns everyone/It disfigures everyone/It is the world's excuse for being ugly. — Leonard Cohen

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