Excuse Quotes

1674 Excuse quotes by 1175 unique authors

Angel raised her hand. "Excuse me. What does LTC stand for?" She blinked innocently. "Loving Tender Care?"Gazzy suggested.If our instructor had had lasers for eyes,… — James Patterson
Count yourself lucky. I watched my entire family as they were eaten alive by the very pack of animals you have downstairs in your house… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Because it gives him and excuse to be around her--without making it look like he gave in first. That way, he can still seem manly."… — Richelle Mead
Your Majesty, you just-" Costis stopped. "Just what?" the king prompted wickedly. Nothing would induce Costis to say out loud that the king had almost… — Megan Whalen Turner
Too often we honor swagger and bluster and wielders of force; too often we excuse those who are willing to build their own lives on… — Robert Kennedy
Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen. — Cecily von Ziegesar
[about suicide] And why is it the biggest sin of all? All your life you're told that you'll be going to this marvellous place when… — Nick Hornby
Now the tattoos," Zia announced. "Brilliant!" I said. "On your tongue," she added. "Excuse me? — Rick Riordan
Left alone with the dial tone...excuse me, operator, why is no one listening? — Melina Marchetta
What are you?” She demanded. “My dad? Osiris? Are you even alive?” Dad looked at Anubis. “What did I tell you about her? Fiercer than… — Rick Riordan
The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I… — James Finn Garner
Excuse me, but I’ve been to some of the toughest zones in the galaxy to get my targets. And I have never once gone after… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Excuse me, scary people. (Alix) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You could have said ‘Excuse me.’ (Zarek) I’m not talking to you. (Astrid) Love you, too, babe. (Zarek) You really are an animal, aren’t you?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
All human beings search for either reasons to be good, or excuses to be bad. — Chuck Palahniuk
(The baby sneezed. Wulf jumped as fire shot out of its nostrils and almost singed his leg.) Excuse me. I almost made Dark-Hunter barbecue, which… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Excuse our appearances. We are taking apart yesterday, to make way for tomorrow — Megan McCafferty
It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON- — Eoin Colfer
Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval… — Eoin Colfer
Sometimes people say to me, “I want to write, but I have five kids, a full-time job, a wife who beats me, a tremendous debt… — Natalie Goldberg
I asked the question for the best reason possible, for the only reason, indeed, that excuses anyone for asking any question - simple curiosity. — Oscar Wilde
We need to stop giving people excuses not to believe in God. — Francis Chan
Phury lit a blunt and eyed the sixteen cans of Aqua Net that were lined up on Butch and V's coffee table. "What's doing with… — J R Ward
They meet in the girls' bathroom. The last time they were forced to meet in a place like this, they took separate, isolated stalls. Now… — Neal Shusterman

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