Ex Quotes

901 Ex quotes by 601 unique authors

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife. — Dave Pelzer
Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've… — Richard Pryor
I did as much as I could in Vancouver. You can only play so many ex-'Falcon Crest' sons in so many movies of the week… — Ryan Reynolds
The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always… — Mike Royko
It's different when you're trying to turn something around, especially something that you built, at a time when so many constituents - the media, Wall… — Howard Schultz
Whenever you have an ex, and they're like, 'I hope we can still be friends!' and you weren't friends before you started dating, then what… — Ed Sheeran
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten… — Sherri Shepherd
It was great to play an ex-marine cockney thug. All my roles are as different as the colours of the rainbow. — Luke Treadaway
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands… — Lee Trevino
I'm a warrior at heart; I'm an ex-Navy Seal. I'm too old to wage war anymore, and so now I wage it mentally. And so… — Jesse Ventura
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. — Shelley Winters
The former stewardess glared at her ex-pilot husband as if he had been speaking, and thinking, in the absence of sufficient oxygen. — John Irving
The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three are back in… — Tim Dorsey
Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch. — Douglas Adams
I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim to fame is… — Michael Chabon
Among the gods, there is a dispute as to which one of them originally thought of Christianity; or, as they call it, the Great Leg… — Tom Holt
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count. — Jasper Fforde
This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a… — Graham Chapman
I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings towrd your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed… — Elizabeth Gilbert
I believe the poor fierce-eyed child had figured out that with a mere fifty dollars in her purse she might somehow reach Broadway or Hollywood… — Vladimir Nabokov
Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition... — Alan Moore
my mind is a big hunk of irrevocable nothing which touch and taste and smell and hearing and sight keep hitting and chipping with sharp… — E E Cummings
What would they do to me," he asked in confidential tones, "if I refused to fly them?" We'd probably shoot you," ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen replied. We?"… — Joseph Heller
Perhaps we are on an insula ex machina, an artificial place not in the real world at all -- a backdrop for the stories we… — Kate Atkinson
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. — Charlaine Harris

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