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901 Ex quotes by 601 unique authors

The difference between a non-suicide and an ex-suicide leaving the house for work, at eight o'clock on an ordinary morning: The non-suicide is a little… — Walker Percy
Cool is spent. Cool is empty. Cool is ex post facto. When advertisers and pundits hoard a word, you know it's time to retire from… — Rick Moody
The word "education" comes from the root e from ex, out, and duco, I lead. It means a leading out. To me education is a… — Muriel Spark
First you have nothing, and then, astonishingly, after ripping out your brain and your heart and betraying your friends and ex-lovers and dreaming like a… — T.C. Boyle
Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now. — Rob Thurman
Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior. — James Patterson
He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and… — John Green
I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library. Hello, my life, I said. We had once… — Grace Paley
We knew we were doomed. The kiss was a warm acceptance of years of bickering, years of me consuming foods that I found barely edible… — Lisa Lutz
Where do you come from?"...This is the number one most-asked question in all of South Carolina. We want to know if you are one of… — Sue Monk Kidd
She loved Bram in a clear-eyed way she’d never loved her ex-husband, no rose-colored glasses or mindless giddiness, no Cinderella fantasies or false certainty that… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
It had come about exactly in the way things happened in books. — Agatha Christie
me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the… — David Levithan
Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why… — Richard Ford
The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied… — Tate Hallaway
I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!! — Bryan Lee O'Malley
My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up.… — Chelsea Handler
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what… — Nalini Singh
Most everybody had made at least one bad, drunken decision in their lives. Called an ex at two in the morning. Or perhaps has a… — Augusten Burroughs
They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter. — John Green
What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your ex-con ex-girlfriend to… — Rachel Vincent
My ex—may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him alive—once told me God made men so perfect because… — Gena Showalter
Some men get the world, some men get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona. You're in with the former, but my God I don't envy… — James Ellroy
It is so strange, to encounter an ex. It's as if you're in a foreign film, and what you're saying face-to-face has nothing to do… — Jodi Picoult
Persons of genius are, ex vi termini, more individual than any other people - less capable, consequently, of fitting themselves, without hurtful compression, into any… — John Stuart Mill

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