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901 Ex quotes by 601 unique authors

The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats… — Josh Lanyon
Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you'll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go outside in pajamas,… — Tim Gunn
Everything said, you couldn't hope for a nicer day to have a half dozen ex-soldiers with hunting bows relieve you of everything you owned. — Patrick Rothfuss
They expected to lose. And therefore, they lost. [..] People who start thinking deep dark thoughts in the middle of a war start expecting to… — Michael Scott
You’ve got food stuck in your teeth,” Vee told Marcie. “In the crack between your two front teeth. Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax … — Becca Fitzpatrick
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up. His voice was… — Derek Landy
Oh my God," Maddie whispered, horrified. "I rented him that boat. Does that make me a murderer?" Tara's heart clutched. "He's not dead yet." "Hurry,"… — Jill Shalvis
Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy
Why were we fighting if you had that kind of power?" In unison, every ex-Dark-Hunter and Nick said, "Just because you can doesn't mean you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Turn around, and the people you thought you knew might change. Your little boy might now live half a world away. Your beautiful daughter might… — Jodi Picoult
Until-as often happened during those first months travel, whenever I would feel such happiness-my guilt alarm went off. I heard my ex-husband's voice speaking disdainfully… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Um, Dues ex machina anyone? — Rick Riordan
But all at once I realized that it was not my success God had used to enable me to help those in this prison, or… — Charles Colson
But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your… — Rachel Vincent
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich
Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick. — Kim Harrison
We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good… — Kiersten White
Dash is for sure straight!" Boomer announced. "He has a super-pretty ex-girlfriend named Sofia, who I think he still has a thing for, and also,… — David Levithan
The enemy is not individuals, churches, 'ex-gay' organisations or political parties; the enemy is ignorance. Change is created by focusing our energies on overcoming the… — Anthony Venn-Brown
Wow. Clearly, I need to find myself an ex-con. Since prison is probably the only place in this city I haven’t looked for Mr. Right… — Julie James
Don't look now, but that's my ex over there." Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's no better time… — Gena Showalter
I know you lost your partner in crime, but...I want YOU to be MINE. Maybe WE should travel the world together, Camryn...I know I can't… — J.A. Redmerski
Ex hoc momento pendet aeternites. (Eternity hangs from this moment.) — Kerstin Gier
You keep waiting for the heaviness to leave you. You keep waiting for the moment you never think about the ex again. It doesn't come. — Junot Diaz
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you… — Laini Taylor

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