Ex Quotes

901 Ex quotes by 601 unique authors

Singers dont measure up, and try and blame the Pyrex Damn, Ima do it bigger than a 5-ex Cant ride with an L, so I… — Fabolous
I'm like a chromosome I always ex 'em, like wolverine steps in attackin a deadly weapon, I'm openin a church to sell coke and led… — Tyler The Creator
The Rock is gonna go through HHH like ex-lax goes through his fat-ass mama! — The Rock
Don't compare yourself to ex-chicks I used to go with 'cause your love is real lady, I ain't lettin go of it. — will.i.am
I wrote that song after a breakup. Its like, where a couple of weeks go by, and you still find yourself in love with your… — Nick Jonas
( After controversy over her song 'Ur So Gay' )It's not a negative connotation. It's not 'you're so gay', like 'you're so lame', but the… — Katy Perry
Im in the paper every single week that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends,… — Kimora Lee Simmons
Peyton is not just another ex-girlfriend and everyone knows that. — Haley James Scott
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover . — Toby Keith
My next girl will be nothing like my ex girl. — The Black Keys
With my next girl she'll be nothing like my ex girl. — The Black Keys
I call my ex chick chillin with my ex girl. I say my next girl is finna be my best girl. — Dom Kennedy
Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex. — Samantha Jones
Cuz I just see my ex girl, standin with my next girl, standin with the girl that I'm fuckin right now, and shit could get… — Drake
Har ex bwoyfriend use to come and drop asleep. Dat's why when mi pager start beep she seh Beenie...... — Beenie Man
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Nigga, get money today, get some more tomorrow. 745 today, Benz Coupe tomorrow. Nigga, play with me today he'll read about his ex tomorrow. '07… — Rocko
My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the… — Bo Burnham
Cause I just seen my ex-girl Standing with my next girl Standing with the girl that I'm fuckin' right now — Drake
He's my favorite ex-husband. We get along great. I love to fish, and he has some beautiful property down there. — Jane Fonda
Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex and any new… — Delia Ephron
I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold] — Roseanne
Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism! — Gretchen
How my checks look, stupid as hell so tell me how my ex look, stupid as hell. — Big Sean
Ive been out here on the road, now they missin me at home, all these ex girls that I used to know are hittin up… — Mac Miller

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