"Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband……" — Delia Ephron
"Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex and any new mate that your new mate's ex has acquired."
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Delia Ephron
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9 Quotes by Delia Ephron
Delia Ephron has 9 quotes on this site.
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In Los Angeles, by the time you're 35, you're older than most of the buildings.
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New Yorkers are born all over the country, and then they come to New York City and it hits them:…
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On the subject of spinach: divide into little piles. Rearrange again into new piles. After five of six maneuvers, sit…
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I have one rule I live by: Only do what you can do. That neans you're never looking outside for…
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As complicated as joint custody is, it allows the delicious contradiction of having children and maintaining the intimacy of life-before-kid…
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Children are a house's enemy. They don't mean to be - they just can't help it. It's their enthusiasm, their…
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In your standard-issue family, of which few remain, but on which our expectations are still based, there are parents and…
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It consists entirely of people who are not related by blood, many of whom can't stand each other.
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Compassion is a practically acquired knowledge, like dancing. You must do it and practice diligently day by day.
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I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something…
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The first responsibility of the Muslim is as teacher. That is his job, to teach. His first school, his first…
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Out of war nations acquire additional territory, if they are victorious. They just take it. This newly acquired territory promptly…
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I acquired a hunger for fairy tales in the dark days of blackout and blitz in the Second World War.
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Immense power is acquired by assuring yourself in your secret reveries that you were born to control affairs.
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Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of fifteen.
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Learning is acquired by reading books, but the much more necessary learning, the knowledge of the world, is only to…
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Knowledge of the world in only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
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To be an artist includes much; one must possess many gifts - absolute gifts - which have not been acquired…
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Frivolity is inborn, conceit acquired by education.
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Negation is the mind's first freedom, yet a negative habit is fruitful only so long as we exert ourselves to…
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