"I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.……" — Roseanne
"I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]"
More Arnold Quotes
- Arnold has had his spokesman call me a crackpot. That was a mistake. — Warren Beatty
- But the Republican right-wing agenda, these people - Arnold and his patrons - felt it could be accomplished by circumventing… — Warren Beatty
- Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such… — Graydon Carter
- [Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within… — Lee Trevino
- I always look to see what Arnold [Palmer] shot; it's a habit. We will always compete against each other. — Jack Nicklaus
- Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility. — Bob Hope
- We ran an up-tempo, transition-style of game at Boston College - very similar to what we ran when I played… — Bob Cousy
- You mean the fact that Tom Arnold would spend more time with the hair and makeup people than I would? — Lisa Guerrero
- I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position. — Brad Wilkerson
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs,… — Jay Leno
- Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to 'The Terminator.' In this one he travels back in… — Conan O'Brien
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is in trouble after tapes surfaced of him saying negative things about other Republicans. Actually the Schwarzenegger tapes… — Conan O'Brien