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• He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
• Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.
• Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members…
• We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper…
• He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
• Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
• He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
• Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was saut�ed mushrooms.
• Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
• Brasky's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.
• Brasky named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.
• They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.

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